Crumbs Chief

My life is now complete. I just found out Danger Mouse is going to be released on DVD at the end of May. How great is that? For more info on our furry friend check out http://www.clubdm.com/.

Tantrum

Well, my plans tonight fell through. I was going to meet a friend for dinner and drinks, but she suddenly acquired a stomach virus. So, now I am stuck trying to find last minute plans. I thought about going to NHP's to watch a movie, but he is moody. He'll take it as me putting him 2nd and throw a bitch fit. Don't need all the drama. Maybe I'll go to Irish's for a toenail painting party, or just sit on my couch watching the minutes tick by until I get so bored that I call it a wasted evening and pass out at 9. Tomorrow seems to be a bust too. I was going to the Magic City Art Connection, but it's suppose to rain all day. Damn! I feel like throwing a good ol' fashion tantrum. Ya know when you were a kid and the only solution to a plan gone wrong was to throw yourself on the floor and scream like someone was killing you? That's my feeling right now. I guess I'll refrain...for now. I NEED A LIFE!!!!!

That'll Do Pig, That'll Do

My brother came over Wednesday night and we stayed up late watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spottless Mind. Which is now my favorite movie. I could watch it over and over and over. Anyway, so having stayed up so late, my plan last night was to go home, put on my jammies and curl up on the couch for the rest of the night. I did just that and was settled down watching Garden State when Noodle Spiller called. He was apparently trying to kill time while he waited on his friend to call. They were going to see one of his friends play at RedLine in Hoover. So, he asked me to go to dinner with him. I, being the dumbass that I am, jumped up and got ready to go. Why can't I just say, "No thanks. I really don't want to hang out with you tonight. After all you did help kill my marriage and left me with a broken heart." But, instead I say, "Sure! I would love to go." I'm such a dumbass. So, he came over and we went to eat and then to RedLine to meet up with his friend. Noodle Spiller had told me what a great musician his friend was and how they had welcomed him into his band, but not once did he mention how cute he was. I am a sucker for a dark haired, brown eyed guy. I just melt when I see one. So, yes I hung on his every word and caught myself giggling too much. The girl we went to see was good. She sounded just like Natalie form the Dixie Chicks. She did hit quite a few notes that made you cringe. Not that they were bad, they were just really loud and piercing. She's really not sounding so good, huh? It's hard to describe, but she really was good. Anyhoo, during the show, Noodle Spiller started ranting to his friend about his woman. How she bitches at him and breaks up with him all the time, then an hour later acts like nothing happened. So I chimed in a few times with, "She's a crazy bitch." I don't think Noodle liked that too much, but at this point...fuck 'em. So as he is ranting I just looked at his friend and said,"Yeah, he gave up a really great girl that loved him and treated him like a God for this crazy bitch." Then I just looked at Noodle and smirked. He looked like I had just reached under the table, taken his nuts in my hand and squeezed. Just as he opened his mouth to say something I got up, excused myself to the little girls room and let him try and explain that one. When I got back, his friend went to the bar and Noodle tried to talk his ass out of guilt. I just drank my beer and pretended to be listening to this lame ass speech that I've heard a thousand times before. After he was done I just laughed until my eyes watered. I don't know what came over me. I just laughed. All the times he gave me this speech and I fell for it. All the times I gazed into his eyes and thought he truly loved me, and now all I could do was laugh because I realized what a moron he is. It felt good to laugh in his face, though. To let him know that I'm not falling for that shit anymore. So, shortly after we called it an evening and I drove him to his car. He gave me a hug and then a kiss on the cheek. That's what kills me about this guy. No matter what, he always acts like he has control over my heart. Like a kiss on the cheek was going to change my mind about him being a total asshat. Not likely sir, not likely.

That Zany Mr. T

I was checking out some other blogs when I ran across http://tornblue.com. There was a hilarious video of Mr T. Check it out.
http://www.ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?ifilmId=2667017&bandwidth=300.

What Would Elvis Do?

I just received a phone call from a really close friend who seemed to be shaken about something.

Friend: I have to tell you something.
Me:Ok.
Freind: Something happened to me a few minutes ago and you are the only one that I can tell.
Me: What's wrong?
Friend: Ya know how I didn't go to sleep last night?
Me:Yeah.
Friend: Well, I just passed out on the toilet.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What's that like, Elvis?
Friend: I was so scared. I don't know how long I was out, but my legs were asleep and I didn't know where I was.
Me: So were you still on the toilet when you woke up or were you ass up in the bathroom floor?
Friend: No, I was still on the toilet with my head against the wall.
Me: Did you have toilet paper stuck to your cheek and graffiti on your forehead?
Friend: No...well I don't think so.
Me: So what was it? The cool porcelain on your butt or the lovely smell of 2000 Flushes Blue?
Friend: I don't know, I just had to tell you. You are the only one I could tell.
Me: Thanks. I'm glad we're at that point in our relationship where you can tell me about passing out on the shitter. I'm not sure how to take that really.

Class in a Glass

So I decided last night spur of the moment to meet some friends of mine at an open house. It was at Pepper Place. A new store called Atmosphere just opened and they were celebrating yuppy style. It was alot of fun, though. There was alot of really cool things there. I fell in love with a pair of wooden wall sconses. My friend NHP is suppose to go pick them up for me after work today. There was also a cool lamp store called Illuminations. I saw several lamps that I wanted, but my favorite was a chandelier that cost $1,600. Pocket change,right. The best part of the night was getting my drink on with NHP, my ex-brother-in-law, and a couple of NHP's friends. My ex's brother ended up having more than enough beer and wine and flirting with every girl he saw. (and I mean every girl) At one point he was chasing a 40 year old woman and when she ran away he was telling some 4 year old that he really liked her scarf. I think that was his pick up line. I do have to say though that I was shocked when he started hitting on the owner of Atmosphere and she didn't seem to mind. Anyhoo, the night ended around 10:30 with the brother still trying to get laid, his friend trying to shove a cracker down his throat, and NHP and I heading home. I think tonight will consist of a quiet night with my poohbear and NHP watching The Incredibles.