That'll Do Pig, That'll Do

My brother came over Wednesday night and we stayed up late watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spottless Mind. Which is now my favorite movie. I could watch it over and over and over. Anyway, so having stayed up so late, my plan last night was to go home, put on my jammies and curl up on the couch for the rest of the night. I did just that and was settled down watching Garden State when Noodle Spiller called. He was apparently trying to kill time while he waited on his friend to call. They were going to see one of his friends play at RedLine in Hoover. So, he asked me to go to dinner with him. I, being the dumbass that I am, jumped up and got ready to go. Why can't I just say, "No thanks. I really don't want to hang out with you tonight. After all you did help kill my marriage and left me with a broken heart." But, instead I say, "Sure! I would love to go." I'm such a dumbass. So, he came over and we went to eat and then to RedLine to meet up with his friend. Noodle Spiller had told me what a great musician his friend was and how they had welcomed him into his band, but not once did he mention how cute he was. I am a sucker for a dark haired, brown eyed guy. I just melt when I see one. So, yes I hung on his every word and caught myself giggling too much. The girl we went to see was good. She sounded just like Natalie form the Dixie Chicks. She did hit quite a few notes that made you cringe. Not that they were bad, they were just really loud and piercing. She's really not sounding so good, huh? It's hard to describe, but she really was good. Anyhoo, during the show, Noodle Spiller started ranting to his friend about his woman. How she bitches at him and breaks up with him all the time, then an hour later acts like nothing happened. So I chimed in a few times with, "She's a crazy bitch." I don't think Noodle liked that too much, but at this point...fuck 'em. So as he is ranting I just looked at his friend and said,"Yeah, he gave up a really great girl that loved him and treated him like a God for this crazy bitch." Then I just looked at Noodle and smirked. He looked like I had just reached under the table, taken his nuts in my hand and squeezed. Just as he opened his mouth to say something I got up, excused myself to the little girls room and let him try and explain that one. When I got back, his friend went to the bar and Noodle tried to talk his ass out of guilt. I just drank my beer and pretended to be listening to this lame ass speech that I've heard a thousand times before. After he was done I just laughed until my eyes watered. I don't know what came over me. I just laughed. All the times he gave me this speech and I fell for it. All the times I gazed into his eyes and thought he truly loved me, and now all I could do was laugh because I realized what a moron he is. It felt good to laugh in his face, though. To let him know that I'm not falling for that shit anymore. So, shortly after we called it an evening and I drove him to his car. He gave me a hug and then a kiss on the cheek. That's what kills me about this guy. No matter what, he always acts like he has control over my heart. Like a kiss on the cheek was going to change my mind about him being a total asshat. Not likely sir, not likely.