No Mommy it's A.T.
So this morning my son pulls out my E.T. dvd and asks me if he can watch it. This started a 15 minutes war over how you pronounce "E.T". He had watched it over at my mom's house a few days before and apparently picked up her southern accent. He was calling it "A.T".( Say it with a thick southern accent and see what you get.) Anyway, he goes on to say,"That little fellar's name is A.T." Yep, "that little fellar". I could feel my skin crawling at the very words. I never have been able to stand hearing kids talk in this manner. Ya know, southern. I know I have a southern accent because I grew up here, but I try to tame if possible. Instead of "ya'll" I say "you guys". Instead of "coke" I say "soda". He has picked up on those things, but obviously not enough. I don't know why it bothers me so bad, but it really does.
Hello, my name is Tori and I am anal.(Man, that's gonna cause some comments.) Notice I said I am anal, not I do anal.


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Leave it to you sick people to take an innocent story about my son and turn it into smut. You should all be ashamed!
Hey! Don't drag me in the middle of this you perverts!
Now, Now, Now, How you can take a story about E.T. and take it straight to anal sex? I held my little brothers hand and cried during that movie. NOW I will have an imgage of Tori doing anal sex when I think of E.T. P.S. Anal sex stinks.
Wow, love the new Google Comment feature. Just saw it. Wow. Snazzy.
Anyway, E.T. does anal?!? Holy crap! I would'a figured him as more into oral, what with the height and all. Actually, did E.T. have a butthole? Hmmm, enquiring minds wanna know.
i'm posting because i just wanted to give you a reason to look at my dogs.
Is that a metaphor? Cause I love you, but I don't think we're at that point in our relationship.
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