Wednesday, February 09, 2005

No Mommy it's A.T.

So this morning my son pulls out my E.T. dvd and asks me if he can watch it. This started a 15 minutes war over how you pronounce "E.T". He had watched it over at my mom's house a few days before and apparently picked up her southern accent. He was calling it "A.T".( Say it with a thick southern accent and see what you get.) Anyway, he goes on to say,"That little fellar's name is A.T." Yep, "that little fellar". I could feel my skin crawling at the very words. I never have been able to stand hearing kids talk in this manner. Ya know, southern. I know I have a southern accent because I grew up here, but I try to tame if possible. Instead of "ya'll" I say "you guys". Instead of "coke" I say "soda". He has picked up on those things, but obviously not enough. I don't know why it bothers me so bad, but it really does.

Hello, my name is Tori and I am anal.(Man, that's gonna cause some comments.) Notice I said I am anal, not I do anal.

6 Comments:

At 4:41 PM, Blogger tori said...

Leave it to you sick people to take an innocent story about my son and turn it into smut. You should all be ashamed!

 
At 6:52 PM, Blogger Irish Geisha said...

Hey! Don't drag me in the middle of this you perverts!

 
At 11:43 PM, Blogger minnesota said...

Now, Now, Now, How you can take a story about E.T. and take it straight to anal sex? I held my little brothers hand and cried during that movie. NOW I will have an imgage of Tori doing anal sex when I think of E.T. P.S. Anal sex stinks.

 
At 12:49 PM, Blogger Zipdot said...

Wow, love the new Google Comment feature. Just saw it. Wow. Snazzy.

Anyway, E.T. does anal?!? Holy crap! I would'a figured him as more into oral, what with the height and all. Actually, did E.T. have a butthole? Hmmm, enquiring minds wanna know.

 
At 1:11 PM, Blogger prettyhelmet said...

i'm posting because i just wanted to give you a reason to look at my dogs.

 
At 4:38 PM, Blogger tori said...

Is that a metaphor? Cause I love you, but I don't think we're at that point in our relationship.

 

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