Tis The Season
So by now everyone has read about the party on Saturday night. (Thanks for the kisses IG). Well my experience was the same as theirs with the exception of Minnesota's tongue in my mouth all night. Merry Christmas to me! Oh and thanks to everyone that ate my pie and loved it. hehe!
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Super Cheese! I feel gypped! I would have liked a little more story about Minnesota!
no doubt, i agree with irish. details sister! BTW-your pie was the best i had ever had in my mouth.
Now,now. A lady never kisses and tells. Besides, you guys saw everything that happened first hand. What else is there to say?
What? My pie isn't good enough for you to dream about?
Mmm, Dave does the handmade pies. Cut me a slice, lover.
*Procedes to throw up violently*
"Smelly, old pie." SMELLY OLD PIE!?! Hate all you want, there are plenty of people who would be happy to try my pie.
Any chance that you could be persuaded to compose an entry about global climate change? Many people, Nobel laureates among them, think it is of critical importance. What do you think?
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Wha...?! Who the hell are you and why do I want to talk about global warming. We are talking about pie. Either get on board or move on.
Oh dear Jesus, I'm in tears. I don't know who Eponymagain is but, but that's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
I love eating pie, but global climate change could certainly affect our water supply. If the Earth's water supply is dramatically different, pie will suffer. Global warming would lead to desert-like conditions all over the world; when pie becomes too dry, my jaw becomes very sore from working overtime to really get into that pie. Or, a new ice age would be devastating to men, like myself, who despise the challenge of decending upon a frigid slice of pie. Global climate change will affect everything... especially eating pie. And don't get me started on what global climate change will do to Minnesota's tongue.
New traffic! Wow... New, um, existential traffic it would seem. They must be looking to slum it around us. haha.
Since we're talking about global warming, let's discuss the effects it could have on midgets in the porn industry.
oh come on. Midgets will survive us all. When World War III happens, there will be nothing left, save for roaches, classic Volkswagon Beetles, and midgets. Besides, midgets are in no danger of the succumbing to the effects of Global Warming. Heat rises, ya know and those poisoning greenhouse gases will surely be floating just over their wee little heads.
Wait, are we talking about pussy?
Um...nobody mentioned pussy. Get your mind out of the gutter. We're talking about pie and nothing more.
THEY ARE CALLED LITTLE PEOPLE! And I agree with HemisphereDancer, I think a pie eating "awareness" contest is a wonderful idea.
I'm sorry. I seem to have lost my inner monologue. I was also about to propose we just have sex with the pie, like that movie American Pie... which is like the lamest scene in a movie EVER. I mean, you seriously gotta have some issues having sex with mom's apple pie. Although there was this hot night I shared once with a Honeybake Ham and... um, nevermind.
Um, anyway. I really suck at the sexual innuendo. Then again, I'm a Ken Doll with no anatomically correct features. Kind'a like Matt Brown. Just plastic.
Shoo, most the girls round here ain't got pie anymore. By now, I'm sure it's just cake.
Irish, there is nothing funny about "Little people porn". You have to say "Midget porn" to get the point across. When I hear "Little people porn" it makes me sick because it sounds like kiddie porn. If you say "Midget" everyone know what you mean.
Remember that 80's cartoon called The Littles.. We are the Littles. la-la-la-la.. Something like that. Anyway, that might not be some bad porn.
Mmmm, the Littles.
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