Let's Talk

WARNING TO ALL FAMILY MEMBERS! DO NOT READ THIS! SEVERE TRAUMA WILL FOLLOW!
So let's talk about sex. Let's talk about the fact that I'm not getting it, it's all I think about and when I was married I didn't want any part of it. Why is that? Why is it when you can get it any time you want it you don't care, but the minute it's gone that's all you think about. Maybe it's just me. And I'm not talking about this so every pervert that reads this can offer to satisfy my needs. If I wanted that I could just go to a bar and grab the first hot guy I see and have meaningless sex all night. I am past all that . I just want to find someone that wants to have a conversation every now and then. Someone that wants to be my friend as well as my sex slave. Not someone that offers to come over late at night and leave before the sun comes up. Why is it so hard to find nice guys? They all talk like they are the shit until it comes time to prove it. I have met more good-for-nothing crap weasels in the last year! Let me sum up my findings:
1)A so-called friend that talked me into leaving my husband and then dumped me for someone else months later.
2)A 30 something year old virgin that worshipped Ronald Reagan and thought a good time consisted of hanging out with a bunch of uptight lawyers on New Years Eve. Stopped talking after my shocked response to his admitting the virgin thing.
3)A wanna-be country musician that didn't want to commit to anything but his music.
4)A brother of a friend that apparently just wanted to have sex. Went out for a couple of months and with no warning we were done.
5)The Ben guy...well...you know that story.
So you see my problem. I keep finding these guys that I don't need to be with. I'm tired of playing these sick ass games. Especially since they are the ones making all the rules.