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Life looks good right now. I got my hair did last night and damn am I sexy. Then, I went this morning and filed my taxes. I won't brag about my fat refund, but my bills will finally be paid on time for a change. See, life is good for now. I am going to stop fretting about having a man and just be me. I read a complete stranger's blog the other day and it said I need a man. That was a bitch slap into reality. Reading back over my past blogs I see the problem. I have wasted too much time on the subject of men. I will now devote my attention to cheese and my love for it. (sigh) I do love me some cheese.
By the way, as soon as Irish shows me how to add stuff to my page, I'll hook you guys up with some pics. Peace out!
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Grilled cheese, cheese and crackers, mild cheese, sharp cheese, American cheese, mozzeralla cheese, swiss cheese, cheese pizza, chili cheese fries...the list goes on and on really. I can eat cheese all day and usually do. Man, oh man, I do love cheese.
Let's not forget the best cheese of all time. The king of cheese if you will...government cheese.
That's funny. I'm somewhat of a cheese conniseur. One of my favorite Monty Python sketches is The Cheese Shop. If you want to try a kick-ass cheese type, look for Havarti. Ohh SNAP that's some damn good cheese. It's kind of like Swiss, but it's actually a Danish cheese. It'll make you slap your mama. Try a nice fat slab of it on a ham sandwich and you'll lose your mind.
Havarti... A god among cheeses.
Irish used to make a toasted ham sandwich on hawaiin bread that was to die for. I can't speak directly, so tell her to try that same recipe with havarti cheese. It's also good with a pineapple ring, but you have to be in the mood for it.
Is it government cheese good? Cause if it's that good, I'm on it.
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Mang... You know ain't nothing as good as government cheese. But it is pretty dang good, yo. Slap a big hunk o' that on so sam'wich... Awww, yeah. It's a nice, soft, creamy cheese.
I just got back from lunch at a deli and I picked you up a 1/2 lb. of havarti for you to try. That sounds like a lot, but a 1/2 lb. is like 9-10 healthy slices. Forewarning... havarti makes you farty.
Have I told you that you are the man, cause you are the man. I'm not too worried about the farty cheese. I'm like you, breathing makes me farty. I'll just eat it before I hang out with Irish, that way I can torture her with the stinky cheese farts. Hehe.
I am the man. And what do you mean you're like me? I don't fart!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..OH GOD....HAHHAHAHAHA..OH MAN....HAHAHAHAHA...That was a good one. Oh man, I can't see for the tears.
*poot*
siblings...(sigh) they bother me.
Jealous much? =)
I knew it was only a matter of time before this blog became a forum for dick and fart jokes.
And Tori you can keep your damn gas to yourself lady!
See Dick.
See Dick Fart.
Fart Dick Fart.
Fuck.
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