Trick or Treat

So Halloween sucked. I went to a friend's party on Saturday night with Irish,which was pretty boring. It was the same tired old party we've been to every Halloween for the past 6 years. Half the party sits around watching scary movies and getting drunk. The other half are on the porch smoking and getting drunk. Every now and then the 2 halves meet on their way to the kitchen to scarf down cheese dip and ghost cookies. This year we had 2 porches to congregate on. Our group has divided in the past year or so, due to break ups and disagreements, so some of us were on the front porch and the losers were on the back porch. Anyhoo, we stayed long enough to make the party throwers happy and then bolted. We were all dolled up and wanted to show off, so what better place than Southside. First stop, Ben's friend's apartment. We were the only ones there in costume and I don't know about Irish, but none of the girls there spoke one word to me. Not that I had time to care with Ben humping my leg in the corner. I guess he liked my costume. So from there we were off to Bailey's. We were there long enough to make the rounds and then out the door. We then went to our home away from home, The Plaza. After being drug behind the bar and molested by one of the bar tenders, I hunkered down with my Ben and my beer and watched some guy dressed as the fairy from 'Fairly Odd Parents' play a bad game of pool. And that my friends was my Halloween night. Boring party, crowded bars, and molested by a 50 year old man. Good times.