Distraction
Let's see. What could I write about that would draw the attention of certain people away from a certain story. Hmmmmm. Oh I know! Midget porn. Have any of you ever seen a midget porn? I haven't, but I am very curious. I would like to see just how they..um...do it. Wouldn't you think it would be sort of awkward? I mean with the tiny parts and all. Not just the naughty bits, but their arms and legs too. If the guy was on top, he would normally use his arms and legs for support. Can a midget do this? I imagine him laying on top of his partner with his little arms and legs sorta sticking out to the side. Ya know, cause their too short to touch the bed. Maybe I am wrong. That's why I want to see this for myself. So I can put an end to this strange image. But then I would have the real image of midgets having sex in my head. Man! I guess I can't have it all. Hey, maybe they have to do it doggie. That would put an end to all this tiny limbs business. But, we still have the matter of the ...member. Do you think it's as small as the rest of them? Or did God strike a deal with the midget community? He takes their height, but gives them extra large units. I think I will research this and get back to ya. Stay tuned for my midget porn update.
24 Comments:
mmmmm midget porn. how yummy.
I've never thrown up so much in all my life.
I LOST A DOLLAR FOR THIS?!? Me and the local chapter of Little People of America are going to KICK YOUR ASS!
Hey byotch, step off my blog. You just hatin' cause I said what you been wantin' to say fo' years. You know you think about it too. Don't lie. I'm the only honest one here. Like if someone just happened to pop in a midget porn, you wouldn't be watchin'.
You are my kinda man!
< still throwing up >
Look people...midget porn. Much more interesting than The Chocolate Factory. Granted there are midgets in the chocolate factory and we don't know what goes on behind closed doors, but Hey! Who are we to judge what a man does with him Oompa-Loompas. I mean they are his fair and square. If I had an Oompa-Loompa I know what I would do......too far.
< throwing up accelerates thusly >
Rush, I think you are in denial. You should expand your mind. Midget porn is here and you should just get over it.
I dunno. I've been with some pretty short women, but they were all normal women and not the mini-me variety. However, lemme go ask Brian to clue you all in.
Hey! Has he been with an actual midget? Anyhoo, it's not the same. Granted Brian is not normal size, he is still not a midget. It has to be midget on midget action.
Yes, Brian had sex with a midget. Don't remember that conversation? He called me one night and said "Dude! Guess what I did!" and he sounded so proud I thought he bought a new car or made out with a swimsuit model. Then he busts out : "I had sex with a midget!". I laughed so hard I choked.
But you were talking about midget on midget love. Midget on non-midget seems much easier. You could just sling it around like a ragdoll. Look, I'm calling the midget "it" like a thing. I'm so insensitive.
...actually, aren't they called dwarves, or vertically challenged or wee people?
THEY ARE CALLED LITTLE PEOPLE! Ya'll lemme know how hell is. Cuz ya'll are all going!
Shit, I can tell you what hell's like.
Gaw dernit! My site has a million posts of all kinds of cool stuff and it sits vacant. Vic mentions Oompa-Loompas and midget sex and she's pushing 50 comments per. Life is... predictable at this point.
Whatever Dave, as much as you talk about not gettin any,you are going to sit there and type about walking away from shorty lovin? You better peddle you wares elsewere cuz I ain't buying it!
Buying it, hell! I wouldn't take that shit for free!
http://www.porn-clips-depot.com/midget/mid05_12/
For someone who was puking over the whole "midget" idea, you sure have been researching it.
Well it was in honor of the Dave post. You have seen Dave's latest post, right? haha
Besides, I wouldn't say that typing "Midget Porn" into Google and posting the first link that comes up is "researching".
this has gone way too far. don't get me wrong, i love midget porn as much as the next sociopath but really...vic, please post something else. what about riding ponies in your pajamas? that is always an interesting topic.
(sigh) wish i still had my pony.
I would figure riding a motorcycle in your pajamas would be more exciting.
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