What Not to Buy in Bulk
So apparently Cosco, which is another version of Sam's, opened up here in B'ham a few months back. They carry bulk items for those of you that can't have too many cases of Spam. Other items that you might find there are gallon jars of mayo, huge teeth rotting bags of candy, and apparently coffins. Yep, coffins. So, here's my query. Can you get those in bulk? I was planning a mass suicide later tonight and I need to get a lot of coffins at a good bargain. What the hell is this world coming to? "Um honey could you grab a 50 pack of Wrigley's, 5 gallons of pickle chips, and oh yeah, the family pack of coffins?" I'm sorry, when it's my time to go, I don't want to be shoved into something that was sold next to a 500 pack of Depends Undergarments. I mean, call me crazy, but I do have my pride.
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Hey, I never considered the vampire angle. I never thought of that til just now. I think you may be on to something there.
The comment gave me a nastiness feedback loop. So much nastiness amplified in on itself that I threw up until I tasted my underwear... and believe me, you don't want to taste my underwear.
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