Oh No He Didn't

Ya know sometimes when life has you down and you feel like there is no more funny left in the world, a ray of light beams down from the clouds and makes life a little more bearable. My ray of light came in the form of a Domino's delivery guy. I know what your thinking and you should be ashamed. This is not some lame ass porno. Anyhoo, I was sitting on my porch a few days ago with a friend of mine, when this pizza delivery guy pulls up. At first it appeared to be just any other fat,white guy in a car 3 sizes too small for him. There was nothing special about this car. It was just a beat up, faded,1980 somethin' Pontaic Sunbird. But, as he pulls up, I notice something odd around the front tire. Then,as if the God's of funny had handed me a gift and said "Here you deserve this.", I saw it. This minimum wage makin', too much pizza eatin' fool had spent his hard earned money to equip his piece of shit Sunbird with spinners! To make matters worse,(or should I say funnier), only the front passenger side one was working. Oh man, and you know I couldn't let him get away without him knowing that A) he was wrong for that and B) we were laughing histarically at him. He didn't seem amused, but at this point there was no holding back my laughter. I think at first he might have thought we were laughing at something else, but when I started pointing he caught on. As he drove away I think I caught a glimpse of a tear streaming down his cheek.This only made me laugh harder. Thank you Mr.Delivery guy for making your stupidity and pain so entertaining for me. For this I salute you.