Beach Bum

Well, Noodle Spiller aka Sleep Shitter just called me at work. He was sitting on the beach drinking a beer. He told me a few days ago that he was going with his girlfriend for one of her friend's weddings. The reason he called is still a mystery and I try not to give him any opportunity to fuck with me anymore, so I didn't ask. I just told him what a bastard he was for calling me at work while he was sipping a cold one on the beach. He rambled on about what he had been doing and then he blurts out "I'm horny." What the fuck? I asked where his woman was and he said she had gone up to the condo. So I pointed out the fact that he is on the beach with his girlfriend, who just went to THEIR condo and instead of following her and taking care of business, he calls me to tell me he's horny. What kind of messed up shit is that? I just told him he needed to go find his piece of ass and take care of that problem. He mumbled something about not wanting her and then I changed the subject before he could try and convince me that he wants me again. So here I am talking about what I did last night and what my plans for the weekend are, when he chimes in with,"Your voice is sexy like that." Yeah....right. My sinuses are so bad at this point that the only way I can breath is through my mouth. How is that sexy? I guess he finds mouthbreathing and snot sniffing arousing. Whatever does it for him I guess. Even though I've been trying to be strong, if I was truly strong I wouldn't answer the phone anymore. I guess a part of me likes to think that some part of him still wants me. I never have taken rejection very well and by him wanting me now I feel less hurt by him leaving me before. Hey, I never claimed to be the smartest or the most sane person out there. At least I can admit it.