posted by tori @ 9:39 AM 3 comments
I'm sooo ollllddddd. bleh. I farted earlier and a mouse scurried out. Dunno how that got in... oh, nevermind.
I dunno when a mouse coming out of your ass signified old age. I retract that last statement. I just couldn't use the "boobies give powdered milk" crack, since I gots no boobies.
You could've said,"I farted cobwebs", but you had to go with the mouse. Maybe there is something you need to confess. I just don't want to know.
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I'm sooo ollllddddd. bleh. I farted earlier and a mouse scurried out. Dunno how that got in... oh, nevermind.
I dunno when a mouse coming out of your ass signified old age. I retract that last statement. I just couldn't use the "boobies give powdered milk" crack, since I gots no boobies.
You could've said,"I farted cobwebs", but you had to go with the mouse. Maybe there is something you need to confess. I just don't want to know.
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